posted on May 25, 2006 10:32:35 PM new
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps.
It's getting ugly.
OH no WHAT will we DO?
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
posted on May 25, 2006 10:48:13 PM new
He's too late. They've all been rounded up and deported to France. They are being replaced with immigrants from Mexico.
If Murphy's law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic
posted on May 25, 2006 10:59:52 PM new
LOL yeah and they don't speak English either... Was not a prerequisite ya know.
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
