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 firstover
 
posted on December 19, 2000 08:46:11 PM new
There was this businessman who had to meet an important client at the airport. While at the airport bar waiting for his potential client, he sees Bill Gates sitting by himself in the corner. With nothing to lose, he walks over and introduces himself to Bill: "Hello Mr. Gates, I am a big fan and was wondering if you could do me a favor?"

"That depends" replies Bill.

"You see in a few minutes a possible client is going to meet me here, and if I get their business it will change my life. Could you just please walk by and say hello to me as if
we were long lost friends? My name is Chuck."

"Sure," Bill agrees happily.

As the time passes Chuck is in the middle of his meeting and Bill walks up. "Hello Chuck, It's been a long time! How have you been?"

Chuck looks at Bill and says with conviction "Get lost Gates, I'm in a meeting!"
 
 Pocono
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:04:53 PM new
oh

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:24:24 PM new
Hi firstover - you're playing to a hard room - but I liiiikkkkeed it!


Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 xardon
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:25:48 PM new
C'mon, C'mon! No fair! We can't wait all night.

Tell us the punchline!


....and welcome to AW, BTW.

 
 firstover
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:49:27 PM new
mybiddness - Tough room indeed! But you obviously have a well developed sense of humour

Xardon - thanks. I think it needs a rimshot - bud-dum-dum!
 
 krs
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:51:21 PM new
firstover...got any more?

 
 krs
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:53:12 PM new
Maybe you could do more smilies. You sure got a quick start with those.

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on December 19, 2000 09:56:28 PM new
krs - are you saying firstover is a secondover? Sure do have a suspicious mind - does it ever come in handy?


Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 krs
 
posted on December 19, 2000 10:01:23 PM new
Who's got a suspicious mind? I SAID "Maybe you could do more smilies. You sure got a quick start with those".

I am not SAYING anything else. YOU are saying something else.



 
 mybiddness
 
posted on December 19, 2000 10:07:49 PM new
testy though, aren't ya.


Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 firstover
 
posted on December 19, 2000 10:12:06 PM new
I'll try one more. Disclaimer: I'm part Italian so I can get away with this

"What do you get when you cross an Italian with an octopus?"

"I don't know."

"I don't know either, but you should see that sucker lay bricks!"

 
 bunnicula
 
posted on December 20, 2000 01:07:29 AM new
sorry--wrong thread...
[ edited by bunnicula on Dec 20, 2000 01:08 AM ]
 
 
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