Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new
discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest
retail chain is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of California, to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap
wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She added, "But
the right name is important."
Customer surveys were contacted to determine the most attractive
name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
09. White Trashfindel
08. Big Red Gulp
07. World Championship Riesling
06. NASCARbernet
05. Chef Boyardeaux
04. Peanut Noir
03. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
02. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
01. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum), or red meat (Squirrel).
This is a joke and only a joke. But I vote for Nascarbernet. LOL
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