posted on February 26, 2006 01:28:13 PM new
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.
The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.
posted on February 26, 2006 03:53:12 PM new
I've heard that one in a couple of places and to be honest, I think it's in bad taste under the circumstances. I still feel bad for the man Cheney shot. If it weren't for that, I'd think it was hysterical.
Cheryl
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
posted on February 26, 2006 05:37:22 PM new
I think it's hysterical! I wonder when PA will offer this. Just think of the states that are near bankruptcy.
cheryl- But for the accident we wouldn't have the joke. Now if he had died, this would be not only of bad taste...but completely tasteless. But I don't believe Cheney should get the medal of freedom for it....
posted on February 27, 2006 07:19:34 PM new
I post this as it was a joke not real true to life. LOL If it was then Texas would be out of lawyers real quick or they all might move to a state that is turned into a lawyer preserve. I live in Texas and thought it hilarious. Plus I know of 2 lawyers that should have a target on their chest, that is if they are sober enough to stand up to show them. HAHAHA.
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posted on February 28, 2006 02:03:40 PM new
Poor Dan Quail...
—After visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006, Dumbo made these heart-warming, yet moronic, "comments:"
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
[ edited by tOMWiii on Feb 28, 2006 02:11 PM ]
posted on February 28, 2006 02:33:58 PM new
Irked-that was easier then some of these other games on here to get the hang of...with no beers of course The thing that throws you off is you have to keep reloading the gun.
posted on February 28, 2006 07:44:18 PM new
Reload was pain LOL I kept trying to shoot even when it said reload. AND I have had no real beers either.
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posted on March 6, 2006 01:13:41 PM new
Cheney Awarded a Medal
Monday, March 06, 2006
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted as saying: “All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it.”
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new “lawyer’s stamp” on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bears at a cost of $7 annually. The new “lawyers stamp” will cost $100, but season will be open all year long. The department further stated that although the “lawyers stamp” comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed that it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on March 7, 2006 08:56:03 PM new
Isn't it ironic that the demomorons are defending a Republican Vice President in a thread that is clearly a JOKE THREAD.
Lighten up.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
