posted on February 26, 2006 07:29:41 AM new
...for the "PORT" of LAS VEGAS!
WHITE HOUSE announces the appointment of Sultan Ahknerd Ali Cameltoe to new HIGH profile position: SCOTT Mc BULLSHEEEET notes Sultan Cameltoe's extensive experience as a DESERT LOUNGE LIZARD...(HEY! That more EXPERIENCE than FUDGE-BROWNIE, the go-for had!)
When pointed out to SHEIK DUMBO that LAS VEGAS is LAND-LOCKED in the DESERT, the SHEIK replied: "Don't bother me with trivia, boy! Now go out there and find SUMPTIN we can blame on Saddam!"
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"
"And then that little jerk Ralphie convinced all the sheep-herders to build a roller-skating rink!"