posted on April 11, 2005 10:31:37 AM new
If so, then the seller is very sick...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=5572562239&Category=1468
posted on April 11, 2005 03:33:58 PM new
That is just plain vulgar and should be an eBay violation on moral grounds. This kid does not realize that Living Wills are not a joke. The buyer would have to be pretty sick as well.
posted on April 11, 2005 08:20:47 PM new
For the night time crew:
Be a LITERALLY "Living Will" - Control My Feeding Tube!
Description
Decide My Fate If I Enter A
Persistent Vegetative State!!
The winning bidder of this auction shall get to control whether or not my feeding tube gets removed should I ever find myself in a persistent vegetative state. Let's face it: I won't be able to make the decision, on the count of I'll be all vegetative and stuff, my family would be all emotional, and I sure as hell wouldn't want a bunch of liberals on the bench deciding for me. That's where you come in.
Perhaps you enjoy the power. Perhaps you just want to be a Good Samaritan and help a guy in a Persistent Vegetative State ("PVS" out. Or perhaps you're just an Internet casino looking to make this a jackpot of one of your slot machines. The winning bidder and I will work out a living will for myself wherein the winning bidder decides only whether or not my feeding tube gets removed in the sole case of if I enter what clearly and "proven beyond a reasonable doubt" is a PVS. That's it. Bidding starts at $0.99!!
About Me:
I am a 20 year old college student in New York, science major, male, healthy, with the blonde haired/blue eyed cute Aryan look (yes, it is acceptable to click the "Ask The Seller" button to see if you can obtain a date with him!!). Pictures available -- e-mail me. I'm extremely intelligent, enjoy ice hockey, New York City, and spontaneous adventures. Perhaps you'll get lucky and one of these adventures will destroy a section of the front of my brain. Proceeds generated from this auction will be used to fund college tuition, so hey, at least your money is going to a good cause (unlike saving the trees or some such nonsense). In fact, if you'd like, we may even direct 10% of this auction to a good cause like National Right to Life... contact me to work that out.
Terms of Sale: No S&H, payment by PayPal, check, or money order accepted. We will need to work out the legal terms of the living will; you may seek the advice of an attorney regarding the document on your own time and expense. Should we not be able to work this out, your payment will be refunded with no hard feelings, and therefore this becomes binding at the signing of the living will rather than the end of the auction. Good luck and happy bidding!!
out. Or perhaps you're just an Internet casino looking to make this a jackpot of one of your slot machines.