posted on December 19, 2000 08:40:03 AM new
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the
Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
posted on December 19, 2000 03:16:53 PM new
Meya, I post an old Clinton/Lewinsky joke and it gets removed, yet you get away with this one. You must know some very important moderators at AW!
posted on December 20, 2000 01:09:07 AM newAnother fairy tale joke:
Cinderella desperately wants to go to the ball. Her fairy godmother tells her she can go on one condition: that she wear a diaphragm. "But I'm warning you," says the godmother, "you must be home by midnight or the diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin. And believe me, the pain will be dreadful!"
Cinderella promises, and goes off to the ball. The godmother waits up, but when midnight comes, Cinderella hasn't gotten home. One AM...Two AM... Finally, at 3 AM Cinderella comes traipsing in.
"Cinderella!" says the fairy godmother. "Where have you been? Are you alright? How can you stand the pain?"
"Oh, I'm fine, Fairy Godmother!" replies Cinderella. "I've had a marvelous time--I met the most wonderful man tonight!"
"A man?!? Who is he? What's his name?" exclaims the Fairy Godmother.
