spazmodeus
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posted on December 13, 2000 12:49:02 PM new
In recent days we've had disgusting threads about penises, breast-feeding six year olds and now we have a thread about the stench of human excrement in the bathroom.
If this is going to be the new vogue of chat here at AW Round Table, just say so and I'll fill the board with all sorts of stuff that polite society finds revolting.
I've always been under the impression that AW has certain standards for their forums, but if not then I'm ready to let the sh-- err, excrement fly.
What a place. You can't talk about Vietnam but if your bathroom is redolent with the aroma of "Big Bertha's daily constitutional," then come on in!
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Zazzie
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posted on December 13, 2000 12:50:26 PM new
Spaz---major coffee splatter on my screen
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stockticker
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posted on December 13, 2000 12:53:57 PM new
O.K. you caught me - I wonder how many other people are going to admit they chose to open this thread. 
Irene
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krs
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posted on December 13, 2000 12:56:47 PM new
LOL! Memorable posting, Spaz.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 13, 2000 12:56:49 PM new
I'll admit it. 
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eyeguy6
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:04:03 PM new
OOOPS! I'm here by mistake. I thought this was a thread about a new punk rock band!
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enchanted
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:05:26 PM new
Standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards!
We got American Standards right here.
LOL!
mmm... what is the name of that cream they used to recommend on TV in a horrible commercial. It's going to drive me crazy now til I remember the name.
[email protected]
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femme
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:05:44 PM new
How do you know you've been on AW too long?
When you "get" a thread title by a long-timer before you open the thread. 
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RainyBear
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:07:31 PM new
enchanted - Preparation H?
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kitsch1
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:11:11 PM new
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spazmodeus
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:11:43 PM new
Did this thread vanish off anyone else's screen for about five minutes? I saw that it had one response, came back to look and the whole thread was gone. Vanished from the board list. Stayed that way for awhile. In fact I thought it had been WOMD and even protested in the Mod Corner.
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Antiquary
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:12:44 PM new
double post
[ edited by Antiquary on Dec 13, 2000 01:15 PM ]
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Antiquary
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:13:16 PM new
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that thought some of the threads lately have been somewhat less than engaging. The political threads actually revived my interest in reading again...information, insight, humor. Others seem like a rather bizarre Jerry Springer/Ann Landers combination infomercial.
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krs
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:15:18 PM new
could you repeat that, Dan?
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spazmodeus
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:17:04 PM new
Wow. I brought antiquary out of lurking. Hi there Dan.
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krs
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:22:31 PM new
How'd you know that his name is Dan?
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femme
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:23:22 PM new
Uh, uh, Spaz.
Yours truly brought Dan out first in my birthday thread (12/1).
I win!!! 
Or, in the words of another poster: neener, neener. 
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Antiquary
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:25:26 PM new
Hi spaz!
Hi spaz!
It bears repeating but I'm conserving space.
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enchanted
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:35:52 PM new
yep, Rainy Bear, that's the one, thanks!
I can rest easy now. We all have the solution at hand for that pesky problem mentioned in the thread title.
Good one Spaz!
enchanted
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nobs
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:37:32 PM new
Hi Antiquary,
It's always a pleasure to "see" you. Dan is a fine name - It is my only son's name, my daughter's boyfriends' name, my mailman's name and my cyber friends' husbands' name! Yup, fine name indeed!
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Antiquary
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:39:58 PM new
femme is correct. I was only expressing my appreciation for remarkable feats of longevity, as with Ken also, but you did lure me back into the wild mainstream of RT turbulence.
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FrannyS
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:42:34 PM new
I hear if one has this particular itch, it releaves it if one sits on a donut. Or applies ice. But make sure you dont use a spray in the same room, as it could clog the sinuses, which in turn would make one sneeze, which compounds the blood vessels and will make it itch more.
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fountainhouse
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:45:56 PM new
So where's this penis thread?
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pattaylor
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:53:36 PM new
fountainhouse,
It was WOMD.
Pat
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Antiquary
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posted on December 13, 2000 01:53:51 PM new
Hi NOBS,
I highly approve of your friends and acquaintances. I'm been trying to think of something for the Christmas traditions thread but nothing exciting enough comes to mind. If however, KRS doesn't want the batch of brownies that you offered for his birthday, I'll gladly take them off your hands. Hey, that could make for some happy new traditions at our house.
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Shadowcat
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posted on December 13, 2000 02:04:06 PM new
Jeez. I thought this was going to be another political thread...
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lswanson
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posted on December 13, 2000 02:08:18 PM new
Femme, I realize that it's not your saying, but what the hell is a "neener, neener"? I'm new to the boards and it's already getting really old.
Every time I see it, it reminds me of my EX-wife's deepest logical argument which was "Whatever!"
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krs
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posted on December 13, 2000 02:13:29 PM new
Jeez. I thought this was going to be another political thread...
Watch the little buckaroo walk and say that it isn't politically pertinent.
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shar9
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posted on December 13, 2000 02:20:59 PM new
Nobs,
Is there a story behind all these people named, "DAN"? I am not the suspicious type though. LOL Just an aside, ole one shoe's name is Dan too.
Spaz,(so glad you told me long ago I could shorten your name. There is no telling how I would torture your name. Thank you.)
I have to admit I couldn't resist opening this thread. Somehow I just could not imagine you actually having a conversation on this particular subject.
Rawbunzel,
I missed the penis thread? How upsetting.
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Shadowcat
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posted on December 13, 2000 02:22:20 PM new
KRS: You mean that walk isn't Bucky's impression of the John Wayne walk?
At least the thread topic wasn't THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS. Then there could be all sorts of jokes about that facial thing from a while back...
Lswanson: Neener, neener is a variation of the time-honored and equally annoying "Nanny-nanny boo boo!" Consider it the cyber version of sticking out the tongue and blowing a raspberry at the same time.
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