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 piinthesky
 
posted on March 9, 2006 11:29:33 PM new
If you were to die today, how would your maker deal with you in the manner with which you've lived your life and which level of Hell would YOU be sent to, that is to say if you believe in Hell.

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

My test results;

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous

Level descriptions:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Ok, who's next?


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 Linda_K
 
posted on March 10, 2006 10:09:56 AM new
Okay...here's my results:

Your fate has been decided....

You are one of the lucky ones!

Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment.

You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
LevelWho are sent there? Score Purgatory

Repenting Believers Very High Level

1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers Very High Level

2 Lustful Moderate Level

3 Gluttonous Moderate Level

4 Prodigal and Avaricious
Very Low Level

5 Wrathful and Gloomy
Very Low Level

6 - The City of Dis Heretics
Very Low Level

7 Violent
Low Level

8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Low Level

9 - Cocytus Treacherous
Very Low
[ edited by Linda_K on Mar 10, 2006 05:21 PM ]
 
 stonecold613
 
posted on March 10, 2006 01:47:06 PM new
Did some one say, Duante's Inferno.




And it is a big inferno at that.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
 
 colin
 
posted on March 10, 2006 02:06:24 PM new
I made it to the second level of Hell too.

Oh lordy lordy what will I do now?



Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on March 10, 2006 05:17:27 PM new
Continue on the same course you've been on.

Women LOVE and are drawn to the 'bad boys'. So while you're spending your time in hell....at least you'll have some wonderful memories.

lol
 
 piinthesky
 
posted on March 10, 2006 06:04:39 PM new
Just remember one thing, good girls go to Heaven and bad girls go everwhere else.

So come on all you bad girls take the test and lets see where you've been and are going.


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 Linda_K
 
posted on March 10, 2006 07:51:58 PM new
lol....well according to your test....I obviously haven't been 'good' enough...I'm going to Purgatory, not heaven.

 
 bebeboom
 
posted on March 10, 2006 08:27:23 PM new
What a Crock I was banished to the 4th level of hell. At least it's better than being banished forever in purgatory with the mouth.

 
 piinthesky
 
posted on March 10, 2006 09:18:38 PM new
So this guy dies and he's sent to Hell and a Minotaur greets him at the gates to Hell and tells him that he gets to choose which room to be in but when he makes his choice it's for all eternity.

The Minotaur takes him to the first room, he peers in and it's nothing but fire everywhere and people are screaming from being burned, he says i'll pass on this one.

He goes to the next room and peers in and there are beasts of every imaginable type with big sharp teeth and claws, tearing at the victims inside and people are screaming, he passes on this one too.

He goes to the next room and everyone is shackled to some type of torture device with big hairy brutes weilding whips, clubs and chains and they are being tormented like you read about, he passes on this room too.

He goes to the last room and he peers in and everyone is standing around knee deep in smelly feces with worms and maggots swimming around in it and they are all drinking coffee. He tells the Minotaur ok i'll take this room. He goes in and pours himself a cup of coffee and just when he starts up a conversation with someone, this big, hairy, red faced Minotaur carring a huge club walks in and yells, OK EVERYONE COFFEE BREAK IS OVER, BACK ON YOUR HEADS.


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