Tis a toss-up as to whether TURD BLOSSOM or DUMBO is the biggest LIAR in US political history...Let's just say that with these two clowns in DC, the CHERRY TREES are SAFE!
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
—After visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006