posted on March 2, 2006 03:46:46 PM new
Every time I go into town,I see more and more Fat women,ANN NICOLE SMITH was fat then slimmed down,then fat again,but she has three places which are fat and cute,one of them is her face!!
And she has big bones,so does Sophia Lauren and Anita Eckberg,both built their fame on being BIG,in more ways than one!
But these women I ran into like supermarkets,drugstores,beauty parlors,Blockbusters etc they are not just FAT,they also look tired and unhappy,and they dont seem to care if anyone is watching them??
(Hey,it could be Robert Redford or Bradd Pitt watching !!)
If they are in a supermarket ,they just wheel their carts furiously and grab everything in sight,especially large packs of chicken drumsticks OR if they are in a beauty parlor,they just stick their toes out demanding a pedicure??
All that chicken they eat and all that fancy pedicure and manicure dont seem to make any difference,they are still UNHAPPY!
Is there something the Society can do for them?
How about stronger dose of hormone replacement or more potent shot of anti depressant.
i know all of you are smart,give me your suggestions.
/ lets all stop whining !! /
posted on March 2, 2006 03:51:00 PM new
Send them to Africa. One of those small cannibal villages could eat for a week on some of the women around here.
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posted on March 2, 2006 04:04:15 PM new
That's funny hahawa hawwah.. forget it I can't spell your name.. anyway, funny you have made that observation, I've noticed both men and woman getting larger and larger and larger around here.. and the kids are huge too..must be a population growth spurt or something.
posted on March 2, 2006 04:28:07 PM new
No,I am not a CHUBBY CHASER!
But if I ever come across one with a cute face,I may change my mind.
Genuine fat people are jolly people,I dont mean those recent ones pumped up by all that hormone in meat.
/ lets all stop whining !! /
posted on March 2, 2006 04:34:38 PM new
Chubbies always seem to chase me for some reason. Seriously. I get way more fat women asking me out than thin ones. It's like the thin ones are waiting for me to ask THEM or something. Weird.
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posted on March 2, 2006 04:39:51 PM new
COLLINS,
if fat women have to wait for men to ask them,they may never get a date!
Fat people are Okay by me as long as they are jolly happy and not obese.
posted on March 2, 2006 04:56:28 PM new
MAGGIE wants MEAT ON DA BONES???
Mr Ralphie J. Cupid Dating Service & Monkey Porn Productions aims to PULEEEZE!!!
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
—After visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
posted on March 2, 2006 04:58:18 PM new
Well.. the suit certainly does nothing for him!
LOL LOL... his testes are very small in proportion, don't you think..
[ edited by maggiemuggins on Mar 2, 2006 04:59 PM ]
posted on March 2, 2006 05:02:00 PM new
Hey! That's Sultan Cameltoe!
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
—After visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
posted on March 2, 2006 05:30:22 PM new
Tom has a perverted idea of what 'camel toe' is. But then what can ya expect from a guy that consults his dog on everything.
I gotta tell ya, Tom. Way back when I first started reading your posts and before I knew Ralphie was your dog, I had pictured you as one of those guys that walks around with a wooden puppet, doing a ventriloquist routine. LOL
"I gotta tell ya, Tom. Way back when I first started reading your posts and before I knew Ralphie was your dog, I had pictured you as one of those guys that walks around with a wooden puppet, doing a ventriloquist routine. LOL"
Nah! You obviously have me-&-Ralphie confused with TURD-BLOSSOM & DUMBO!
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
—After visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
posted on March 2, 2006 07:03:40 PM new
Big women are great they are warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. Plus most big women know how to cook delicious stuff not always healthy stuff but ya gotta live while ya live don't ya?
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch."
