tOMWiii
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posted on May 26, 2006 09:43:39 AM new
...on his DIET!
Oi! Ralphie! This doggy is a REAL lard-butt
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stonecold613
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posted on May 26, 2006 10:15:25 AM new
Sad thing is, this dog still looks better than that butt ugly dog Ralphie.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 26, 2006 10:30:55 AM new
Hey Stoney, it's a beautiful day! Watcha doing INSIDE?
Shouldn't you be outside on the lot, rolling back odometers, or sumptin?
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stonecold613
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posted on May 26, 2006 10:41:44 AM new
Nice to hear it is nice there. It's raining cats and good looking dogs here. I believe that is why the Ugly dogs are in Florida right now.
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Many misleading tricks in 2006. The new Demomoron slogan.
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irked
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posted on May 26, 2006 10:44:30 AM new
LOL tom,
Stone I can't believe you think Ralphie is butt ugly dog. He is just too adorable for his own good, of course that is mho
I never saw such a fat dog as that one on video, thanks for sharing.
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 26, 2006 11:29:33 AM new
"THE PARABLE of the TWO DOGGIES"
(A Modern Fable For The Ages)
In Ralphie's 2nd-Grade QUANTUM MECHANICS class is a sweet yet oddly niave Yorkie named Hugo...
One day last week, while the two were playing Scrabble, Hugo suddenly burst into tears...
RALPHIE: "Say, Hugo, old bean: what's with the water-works?"
HUGO: "Oh, Ralphie! I'm so embarrassed!"
RALPHIE: "Do tell, do tell..."
HUGO: "Well, you know we have to all stand in front of the class & discuss what our Daddies do for a living? I'm so depressed! What am I gonna do, Ralphie?"
RALPHIE: "Get a grip, Homes! BTW: what does yer old man do?"
HUGO: "He pumps poop out of cesspools..."
We rejoin the boys 10 minutes later after Ralphie regained his composure, drying his tears of laughter...
RALPHIE: "Well, kid, it COULD be worse..."
HUGO: "Aw! Yer just saying that to cheer me up! How could ANYTHING be worse?"
RALPHIE: "Look at it this way, fool: You could be STONEY'S liddle Yorkie!"
HUGO: Oh! Ralphie! Yer a GENIUS! You've made me so PROUD of my Daddy! He may be a POOP PUMPER, but at least he ain't a..."
USED CAR SALESMAN!
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classicrock000
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posted on May 26, 2006 11:56:11 AM new
Im not a dog lover,although I had a Chinese Shar Pei at one time.However being a Siamese cat lover I will be objective as I can.Below us here we have a pic of Ralphie-the VD's mascot.
Here Ralphie sits-eyes bulging and his ears sticking straight up in the air.Look at his face-he dont look to happy does he? Classic can only come to one conclusion.
That Tom shoved a plug up the pooches ass and turned the light switch on.......
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If you dont want to hear the truth....dont ask the question.
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 26, 2006 12:31:47 PM new
"Ralphie was so BRIGHT as a boy, I called him...SONNY!"
Got stuff? PLEASE join RALPHIE & ME in some AUCTIONS for our favorite NON-PROFIT~Thank You!
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irked
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posted on May 26, 2006 03:20:31 PM new
Ralphie told me he was putting is sore toe to better use for those that says he ain't cute... U-go-Ralphie
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 26, 2006 04:54:43 PM new
irked:
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irked
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posted on May 26, 2006 10:30:40 PM new
Here 's you another one made specially for the Ralphie.
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Some minds are like concrete,
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mcjane
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posted on May 26, 2006 11:45:19 PM new
irked, that's really cute, clever too.
Ralphie's throwing kisses to everyone.
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photosensitive
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posted on May 27, 2006 05:05:28 AM new
Ralphie is a BEAUTY! How could anyone not love that face? My husband, who does not read EO, loves it when I show him Ralphie's picture.
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“The illiterate of the future will be the person ignorant of the use of the camera as well as of the pen.”
Maholy-Nagy, Vision in Motion, 1947
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 27, 2006 06:02:24 AM new
We bow before the mighty talents of the...irked:
LOVE IT!
THANKS!
Tom & Ralphie
Got stuff? PLEASE join RALPHIE & ME in some AUCTIONS for our favorite NON-PROFIT~Thank You!
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irked
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posted on May 27, 2006 08:19:09 AM new
Thank you! I think I like goofing off with images more than doing ebay.
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mcjane
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posted on May 27, 2006 06:35:47 PM new
photo, LOL you sounds like me. I'm always calling Rob over to see Ralphie too.
Always brings a smile to his face.
I feel like Ralphie belongs to all of us, but I know his heart belongs to Daddy.
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classicrock000
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posted on May 27, 2006 07:38:32 PM new
hey Tom-since everyone here likes Ralphies pics so much,how about posting one of him licking his balls.....I think everyone here would get a kick out of that.
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 27, 2006 09:19:44 PM new
Classic:
Don't have a Ralphie one...
Would you settle for this picture of Bush licking his?
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mcjane
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posted on May 27, 2006 10:41:26 PM new
I think there going to kiss. 
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classicrock000
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posted on May 28, 2006 03:35:57 AM new
do you have one of those? LOL
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tOMWiii
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posted on May 28, 2006 05:11:04 AM new
Ralphie says: "That CLASSIC is just plain...JEALOUS!"
I tend to agree, and would only add that IF ya stopped all that tugging,CLASSIC, the poor thing might have a chance to GROW...
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irked
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posted on May 28, 2006 03:57:46 PM new
 LMAO
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irked
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posted on June 1, 2006 11:37:04 AM new
hahaha, it probably fell off years ago.
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