posted on March 29, 2005 03:42:31 PM new
Oi! Like we're REALLY gonna respond? Do liddle piggies fly? Is da Pope Polish? Is Scott's rommie named "BUBBA?" Is DeLay a crook? Is Dick a DIRT-MOUTH?
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Dear Mr Boston Red Sox Ralph,
Hello this might sound like an odd question (Nah..we get 10 of these a day...) but I was looking at your recent feedback on a buyer of the name of sacnctimoniousHypocrites -- I purchased rims from this person on Feb 4,2005 and to this day i haven't recieved the rims nor my money back I tried talking to ebay but there about useless I have his real name and his cell phone but I'm trying to give it to the Mayberry PD so they can help me in finding him yet since I have his cell phone number and I don't have his middle name they said there's too many Sherman Adams to search so I saw that you just recently mailed something to him so if you don't mind could I have his address it would be VERY much appriciated my email is [email protected] or my number is 666-666-1234 plz help me out because as of right now I'm out $2325 because of this person...thank you"
