posted on September 19, 2000 10:45:14 AM new
In a stunning turn of events, PP today shocked the online auction community by kicking the company dog and yelling at the company kids. While the press scrambled to find someone who would explain the new terms of service, PP officials were strangely silent.
An ex employee, who spoke only when promised that his identity would remain secret said, "I had no idea this was coming. It was a complete surprise to me. PP has always been very kind to the dog, even going so far as to throw their lunch scraps on the ground for him."
posted on September 19, 2000 11:44:44 AM new
Before you go asking for meya's email, Damon, so you can "research" this "issue", I don't think she's accusing Paypal of animal or child abuse.
posted on September 19, 2000 01:00:25 PM new
Meya: 'An ex employee, who spoke only when promised that his identity would remain secret said, "I had no idea this was coming. It was a complete surprise to me. PP has always been very kind to the dog, even going so far as to throw their lunch scraps on the ground for him." '
Then,with a totally confused look on his face, the EX-employee added, "Of course, I had no idea I was being canned either. One of their big hiring pitches was job security. Funny how they change their minds. Are you sure they're still in business?"
